This week's expert, Dr Holland (@DocHollandD) dons her pointy dentures and fake forehead ridges to examine Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War using Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 5 Episode 1, Apocalypse Rising.
Is Sisko better off as a Klingon? Is Gul Dukat Damar's Daddy Sisko? Can Dr Bashir grow a beard? Find out in the eighth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.
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